Friend-Boy

A boy who is more than just a friend, but not yet your "Boyfriend".

Karren: "My Friend-Boy is going to come to that party with me Friday, What should I wear?"

Lisa: "He isn't your boyfriend yet?"

Karren: "Not yet. But, we're talking. He will be my boyfriend by the end of the night."

by leworldgoesround April 25, 2011

friend hop

while facebook stalking, to click on another person's friend. while on this new person's profile, clicking on one of their friends, and so on and so forth. may be a mutual friend or a stranger.

did you facebook stalk chris last night?
yeah, and i friend hopped to this hot girl named jenn.

by am.11 May 21, 2011

friend-failed

When you miss an opportunity to befriend someone because you simply didn't recognize that they were trying to be friendly. You wanted to be friends, but through your own social-retardation you turned them away, only to realize later what you have done, and to damn yourself. This kind of behaviour can leave well meaning but socially retarded people lonely and friendless. They just don't know what they're doing wrong, but everyone else does. In a world were perception is reality, they must adjust how they behave to change how they are seen.

The world of the friend-failed is unfortunate. They have every intention to befriend but they missed social queue. The friend-failed often have to undergo social boot camp, including instructions from their friends and others who are more socially adept at interactions than they are. The friend-failed would do well to heed the advice of their companions and those around them, including their parents, to whom they probably weren't listening, and that's why they're socially retarded in the first place.

"oh gees I totally friend-failed today, I told that person I didn't want to go see a movie for them but I didn't give them an excuse. I just said 'nah i don't want to see it'. They probably think I'm a deuche"

"I just totally friend failed, I haven't attended 10 invitations in a row to party by this girl. She'll never ask me again, I've lost my access to this new social circle entierly."

"Who doesn't wanna party? Why didn't I say yes? I'm a social retard, I just friend-failed."

by pavicnat January 10, 2012

Friend Zone

Term used by the sexually frustrated to describe when their friend rejects their sexual or romantic advances, thereby leaving them with friendship and nothing "more". Also known as friendship, with the added awkwardness of you wanting to have sex with them and them not wanting to have sex with you.

Note: when used with a negative connotation, this can make you seem like a jerk who is only interested in your friend for sex; use with caution if you wish to salvage said friendship.

"Ugh, I asked Cindy if she wanted to hook up, but she totally friend zoned me."
"Okay, but you're still friends, right?"
"Yeah, I'll just have to stop picturing her naked."

by chicgeeknicole November 20, 2016

friend hearts

Hearts you send to your friend. That doesn’t mean you like them it just means y’all are really good friends (best friends).

Your my favorite 💞(friend hearts)

by Rockmock6 October 25, 2017

friend list

We all have one of our friends. It is your list of friends in which order you like them most.

Friend B: Who is at the top of your friend list?
Friend A: Friend C is.

by Henry and Katherine March 23, 2020

Friend zone

The worst fucking place on earth. usually occurs with nice guys because girls are shallow and love dickwads. im there im never getting out. if youre there then god help you if youre not, youre probably a douchebag to your girlfriends.

Me: hey.. i really like you.. do you wann go on a date sometime:

Girl: i think we should stay friends. sorry :/

me: (in head) why does god hate me?

me: ok so i take it im too ugly and nice, im going to take steroids and abuse girls i like emotionally and physically now.

girl: *goes on about how assholes dont get girls*

me: lying bitch

and this is why the friend zone sucks.

by ihatemylife1234567891011 September 11, 2011