faco

A lazy guy who likes to eat junk food and relax with a beer.

He can often be seen wearing a cap and a tank top with a ketchup stain.

His favorite activity is camping in his van

Hey Rony ! Watcha doing you big ol’ faco ?!

by mr urban C June 29, 2024

flaccid rodent

Term of endearment

A plucky pet name for a partner or used in a heated exchange to express the frustration due to their parking , driving or general living being on planet earth.

Yes babe I will ring you back in 10 minutes,. Catch you later you flaccid rodent.

or..

You utter twatwaffle. You drive like Stevie Wonder,. what are you some sort of flaccid rodent.

by shatbuff2 October 27, 2024

Flaccid Rock

/flasəd räk, 'flaksəd räk/ adjective

Soft or limp song(s) that are not indicative of a band's potential to perform.

I am so tired of Flaccid Rock. "Bound for the Floor" again? How about playing "High-Fiving MF?" (Local H)
Ugh, they're playing "Nothing Else Matters" again, why can't they play "Damage, Inc?" (Metallica)
Damn, "Fly" is ok, for the love of god play "Mean Machine" or "10 Seconds Down." (Sugar Ray)

by Steve DeCicco January 24, 2026

Flaccid Pattycake

When a person is doing the deed with their partner (man or woman), and they blow their load inside the anal cavity of their partner, letting it bubble out of their partner's anus while their own penis is flaccid and sitting between the two cheeks, doing the popular pattycake gestures by clapping their own hands together then smacking the butt cheeks of their partner.

My girl let me give her a flaccid pattycake last night

by Destructive Penal inspection February 4, 2026

Falcon Piss

The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on Earth, capable of reaching speeds over 389 kph (242 mph) during its hunting dive (stoop). If said Falcon were to pee WHILE hunting, the velocity in which the pee comes out added to the falcons current speed means THAT pee is fast as ferk!

Did you guys see the formula one race, the winner was fast as Falcon Piss!

by PacificNorthWesty February 15, 2026

Falcon Piss

The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on Earth, capable of reaching speeds over 389 kph (242 mph) during its hunting dive (stoop). If said Falcon were to pee WHILE hunting, the velocity in which the pee comes out added to the falcons current speed means THAT pee is faster than the Falcon.

Did you guys see the formula one race, the winner was faster than Falcon Piss!

by PacificNorthWesty February 15, 2026

Falcon Piss

Falcons are the fastest animal on the planet. When hunting, they reach speeds of 240 MPH. If a Falcon took a pee while hunting, the pee would be traveling faster than the Falcon.

Did you gets watch the Formula 1 races this weekend? The winner was faster than Falcon Piss!

by PacificNorthWesty February 15, 2026