Are you funny now

When people think they are funny they are not

Guy: you ugly
Me: are you funny now

by Lilpumpsdaddy March 27, 2019

T-now

Today; right now.

You need to get your ass home t-now!

by Radaremedyroo March 30, 2019

Now

A timing used mostly by married women to mean "at some point in the next 15min to an hour I'm leaving the house"
A timing used mostly by married men to mean "literally right this very second I'm leaving the house"

Husband: "Hey, when are we leaving?"
Wife: "Now"
.... 25min later
Husband: "Are you ready yet?"
Wife: "no..."

by reallynotmyrealname April 15, 2019

Now

Did you just literally tried to write know ? Well guess what, you misspelled it. Look at the Oxford Dictionary or something

Teacher: "Name" got 9/10 in the spelling test.
Name: But I wrote everything right!
Teacher: Nah you ain't ( Points at now )
Name: That's how to write know!

by Whydoyoubotherlookatmyname? September 29, 2019

Clear now?

When a doctor/professor wants to know if you understood the gibberish he/she just said.

Warfarin blocks the intrinsic pathway, ok, are you getting my point?, clear now?

by FactorK December 19, 2017

Riffricken now

You know when a hillybilly momma from the backwoods of montdumbry alabamer gets mad 1. Because your stupid and 2 because she's pissed as all hail she's gotta get the mcfuck up to chase your chicken shit ass

Go to the store and get me a gottdamb double cheese burger with extra cheese and 1 burger. .. RIFFRICKEN Nowww! -Natey8

by Natey8 December 22, 2017

NoWings

Means that Hussar got no wings

Hussar NoWings

by Nowings January 14, 2018