florida formal

The weirdest and and most insane clothes you own.

Hey if you come to the party tonight, remember that the dress code is florida formal

by Ostrich king November 30, 2019

florida

where the florida men dwell

Person 1: Where can i find the fearsome FLORIDA MAN???

Person 2: Florida

by SlappyBird January 12, 2022

Florida

The penis of the contiguous United States

Lots of interesting shit happens in Florida

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Florida

Florida is most famous for its chicken-boxing. Chicken boxing is the act of boxing a chicken, and or making chickens box. If Florida residents box a chicken, looking at my stats, there is a 40% chance the Floridian will win as they are out of shape and 14% of that 40% lose because they broke the simple rule of 'don't eat the chicken.'

Florida is also known for the elaborate robber heists they pull. A man nearly escaped when robbing 'The Floridians Very Very Rich BANK.' When questioned, apparently the officers did not see him hide in a cardboard box when the police entered the building. In Florida, it is being named the most elaborate and high-tech epic heist of the Florida Century. (The Florida Century is, like, two months.)

Person 1: Hey, you wanna go to Florida for a vacation?

Person 2: No, sorry, I chicken-box with my cousins in Alabama

Person 1: A-..ALABAMA?!

by welcome to flordia December 24, 2019

Florida Wack a Hole

You take two girls laying on top of each other, the one on the bottom is face up and the one on the top is face down so they are looking at each other, then you have them spread their legs. You have a guy standing near them with a blind fold on and he starts poking and you see how long it takes him to find a hole.

Man last night it only took me 12 seconds to get in in the Florida Wack a Hole.

by DNTechs October 16, 2010