fatty duke

a massive dump that will fly out your ass wether you want it to or not, a toilet filler.

Tom: OH GOD , ITS GUNNA BLOW!
Niall: is it a fatty duke?
Tom: yes , its a big one!
Niall: OMG ITS EVERWHERE!
Tom: AAAAH MY ASS BURNS!
Niall: dayum!

by morphiusthegreat November 21, 2011

Fatty McFatters

One who is extremely overweight. Which is severely depressing. Often seen eating alone.

"Hey, I saw a bunch of fatty mcfatters today! Yeah, they were eating a lot!"

by Lu Kai Jie April 03, 2008

Fattied out

Fattied out - Term mainly used in South for a certain level of fucked upness in high functioning alcoholic/drug addicts. That drug you swore you'd never use/use again? Ha, you just dropped $40 on it. That chick you've been ignoring? Better kick er' out before breakfast or it was a date. When was the last time you talked with your mom? Check your Skype log, Fatty talked with her for an hour last night. That Asian hooker that just grabbed your sack? What were condoms made for, right? Woke up in an alley with no wallet or phone? Probably wasn't the first time. "Fatty" is saved for only the elite, you must be able to hold your drugs and alcohol to a point above the rest, but are only Fattied out when you reach a level of no recollection, they'll still pass as only slightly fucked up to even cops, because they're a vet, but "no" no longer exists in the vocabulary. Definitely used more in the South/East than North/West

Fattied out - Dude, I FATTIED the fuck out last night.. Fatty showed up and now I've gotta skip that PO test this morning and drop $50 on Plan B.

faded black out foolie

by buzzzinn April 09, 2016

fatty mile

When you order something from a fast food drive threw, pull out, and then drive to another fast food restraunt and order something from there too.

Friend 1: What's with all the fast food bags?

Friend 2: Man.. I did the fatty mile again. Sometimes Wendy's just isn't enough.

by Icesa October 18, 2012

Fapping a fatty

The act of being stupid as shit jacking the fuck off while dipping

Yo this john bitch was in the bathroom fapping a fatty

by Jerry73 December 18, 2017

Cheeseburger Fatty Beans

A secret holiday about a legend celebrated across the globe by cult members apart of the “Beans Boonanza”. This holiday falls on June 23rd every year. The name originating from old Latin.

“Hey man, wanna go check out Cheeseburger Fatty Beans?” “Of course! I love him!”

by Beanscultmember23 June 22, 2023

fatty fantasy

Desire to fuck obese greasy nasty bitches

Jim had a fatty fantasy about fat girl Carol during class

by FatsAlot November 23, 2013