Either an amazing teacher who actually makes the class interesting and lets you share your writing, a somewhat boring teacher who’s a little too into Lord of the Flies…
Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.
Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.
Person A: “Hey, did you do Mr. Barham’s essay? English Teacher”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”
by Phasmomaniac November 10, 2022
Get the English Teachermug. by Smash berger November 23, 2019
Get the English Muchmug. A rat who makes you analyze the most simple words ever. He also often is a simp for girls that are 30 years younger then him.
by Laynad00 May 3, 2021
Get the English teachermug. 
An English speaker who believes the world revolves around them on the grounds that ‘English is the universal language’ & other bullshit.
Lots of draws to racism, xenophobia etc.
Lots of draws to racism, xenophobia etc.
I dislike Korean music because I can’t understand the lyrics.
You don’t listen to English music in Korea?? Are you f-ing crazy? How is this possible?
Alan, that is your English ignorance.
I went to Spain last month, no one spoke English... idiots.
You don’t listen to English music in Korea?? Are you f-ing crazy? How is this possible?
Alan, that is your English ignorance.
I went to Spain last month, no one spoke English... idiots.
by Ninjacat1357392 June 1, 2021
Get the English Ignorancemug. Where you trip over your words or cannot make a complete sentence; may sound like gibberish when trying to say a true sentence. Might jumble sounds together to try to correct your brain to speech process.
"Their bog won't stop darking." (Their dog won't stop barking)
"You underment what I stood" (You understood what I was trying to say)
"I wasspluh something, words and stuff. My Check English Light turned on"
"You underment what I stood" (You understood what I was trying to say)
"I wasspluh something, words and stuff. My Check English Light turned on"
by Izzybaby1312 July 28, 2021
Get the Check English Lightmug. American English, similar to Liberian English, Canadian English, and Sierra Leonean English, is an accent of English that Americans speak which dates back to the old British English from the 1600's/1700's.
American English being displayed as written below...
Julio - Ayo whats going on mane?
Tyrone - None much my guy yo, ya already know, just chilling over here.
Julio - Ight yo thats cool dude, I'm gon hit you up later cause I gotta run them errands tho yo.
Tyrone - Ight tho mane, fashoo.
( Both of them dudes respectfully shake each other hands as real men before they go about their day )
Julio - Ayo whats going on mane?
Tyrone - None much my guy yo, ya already know, just chilling over here.
Julio - Ight yo thats cool dude, I'm gon hit you up later cause I gotta run them errands tho yo.
Tyrone - Ight tho mane, fashoo.
( Both of them dudes respectfully shake each other hands as real men before they go about their day )
by Dalzvert January 18, 2022
Get the American Englishmug.