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brown screen of death

When someone defecates on the keyboard of your brand new macbook and closes the lid.
My room mate is late with rent so I gave him the brown screen of death while he was at work.
by The Eighth Empire February 2, 2008
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Lesbian bed death

The point at which a lesbian has so many rescue dogs in there bed it is no longer possible for them to engage is sex acts with one another
They are just fostering that lab-pit mix but it will lead to lesbian bed death if he dosnt get adopted soon.
by Gmetz32 February 12, 2021
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red ring of death

A common occurance between Xbox 360 owners. Caused because Microsoft was too quick in building their console, resulting in cheap software. The worst is when the top right is not lit, meaning software failure. Many websites recommend you fixing it yourself, but this is highly unrecommended, due to tampering and resulting in loss of warranty. Do not listen to these people! They don't know how to fix nothing!
Person 1: Man! The red ring of death for the second time!
Person 2: Just twice?! You're lucky! I've seen it nine times!
Person 1: Microsoft sucks donkey ba***!
by Fuckitall October 13, 2008
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death

A state of being that is possible to bestow only insofar as it is not attained.
'I only remember two kisses - the first and the last. The first, with my love and the last, with death. The first brought happiness and the last relief!'
--Srijit Prabhakaran
by Killing Kittens June 20, 2004
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White Screen of Death

The screen that appears if you are curious enough to watch a VHS tape beyond the credits. It shows a screen after a few minutes of a blank screen, usually white or black, and has a beep noise like in a test pattern. They usually show up for a few minutes and then goes back to a blank screen, or continues until the tape is ended by static. No one knows what the purpose of them are as of yet. I guess they had to be cheap, they could of just showed a screen saying "End of VHS tape, please press stop" but no, they had to show something irritating and horrifying.
TV: "Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep"

Friend: "What the hell is that noise?"

Me: "Oh, its the White screen of death, I forgot to shut the VHS off, I guess it woke both of us up. That movie was boring."

Friend: "Whats a White Screen of Death?"

Me: "Its what is on the TV right now, no one knows what it means."

Adult: "It means the movie is over! Damn, you kids don't know nothing!"

Me: "No, there has to be a more logical explanation for them!"
by Teevo March 25, 2008
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Death Star

noun
1. Orbital Offensive Satelite Weapon about the size of a small moon.
2. A Space Station with a huger for blowing planets up.
3. The ultimate weapon
4. Ulitmate Skills
Emperor: Get in front of me all you Vader Haters out there. We'll blow your planet up.
Vader: We got Death Star
by samson120 June 27, 2005
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death bat

the band logo for avenged sevenfold; Found on the cover of waking the fallen; Very similar to some of overkill's cover art.
I knew it was an avenged sevenfold shirt because it had a picture of the death bat on it.
by DENEpants May 20, 2006
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