by Joel Summerhays November 20, 2003
Get the mad cow disease mug.A highly objectionable political or social view or affiliation held by a previously compassionate and socially conscious person after a prolonged, sexual relationship with an ultra-conservative individual. Abbr: PTD.
Shamona was pretty cool until she started sleeping with that neo-con Nigel and picked up that politically transmitted disease... now she's uncomfortable unless she's surrounded by people of pallor.
When he said he was D & D free, I thought that included PTDs. Now I find out he's been a greedy pig ever since he got married to Lauren.
Wtf, you belong to the NRA? Politically transmitted diseases are worse than chlamydia, dude!
When he said he was D & D free, I thought that included PTDs. Now I find out he's been a greedy pig ever since he got married to Lauren.
Wtf, you belong to the NRA? Politically transmitted diseases are worse than chlamydia, dude!
by rubricguy March 19, 2010
Get the Politically transmitted disease mug.Touch screen disease is what Faith has on her phone. phone is actually possessed by evil spirits. I recommended that she drown the phone in her pool.
by EARNEST T TUBBS November 5, 2017
Get the touch screen disease mug.by Sinotyrannus November 17, 2022
Get the mark waters disease mug.If you're watching Jake Paul's ass-giving, shit-living videos, CONGRATULATIONS! I'll see in you're funeral!
Max: Jake Paul's videos are sick!
Dr. James: Of course they are! You're infected you tiny bitch! It's called Jake Paul's Disease!
Dr. James: Of course they are! You're infected you tiny bitch! It's called Jake Paul's Disease!
by Why the fuck are you reading? November 9, 2018
Get the Jake Paul's Disease mug.A chemical reaction in which tape media formats like VHS and audio cassettes are contaminated with crystal-like white powders. This occurs when storing tapes on a bad environment or being unused for a long time. Moldy tapes are easy to damage devices that use magnetic tapes, and can make them unplayable.
Moldy tapes are very easy to remediate, but it can be a time-consuming practice.
Moldy tapes are very easy to remediate, but it can be a time-consuming practice.
My old VHS tapes were infected with the infamous White Mold Disease, so I'm glad that I cured them by removing white powders.
by Ryan900USAYT January 27, 2023
Get the White Mold Disease mug.The unfortunate act of loading the toilet paper roll incorrectly, which causes the toilet paper to be dispensed under the roll. Symptoms present are absence of common sense, inability to understand the obvious repercussions of the act, and irascible guests to said home individual resides in. May cause loss of friends, loss of IQ, and loss of bathroom priveledges.
Cause: unknown
Cure: a swift kick to the face
Cause: unknown
Cure: a swift kick to the face
Bro 1: I broke up with my gf today, bro.
Bro2: Bro, why?
Bro 1: she has Tu-Sty Disease, bro. I can’t love someone who could infect me at any second.
Bro 2: oh fuck that, bro. Good choice. Bitches be crazy.
*Bros high five and continue to walk to their dads boathouse in their Patagonia’s, chubbies and boat shoes*
Bro2: Bro, why?
Bro 1: she has Tu-Sty Disease, bro. I can’t love someone who could infect me at any second.
Bro 2: oh fuck that, bro. Good choice. Bitches be crazy.
*Bros high five and continue to walk to their dads boathouse in their Patagonia’s, chubbies and boat shoes*
by Stuckonpuck September 9, 2018
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