donkey kong country 2

The best game of all time (and yes, that's objective)

That's almost as cool as playing Donkey Kong Country 2! Almost.

by TykeMan128 June 14, 2018

Countryhumans

Absolutely fucking cancerous SHITHEADS, who disrespect their countries and are destroying the polandball community.

Oh man ignore them, those guys are Countryhumans.

by Fuck Me DaddyOFive <3 January 7, 2019

snitch country

snitch country, can also be called snitch cuntry if you feel awesome. it means a country where the snitches thrived and lived. also a place you dont like. feel free to use the word when ever you want.

charbze: why can't we drink yet?
V-sexx: we live in a snitch country

guy: these schnozze berries taste like schnozze berries.
V-sexx: snitch country

by V-sexx January 9, 2008

God's Country

Definitely not South Carolina. Definitely Georgia.

Friend 1: " Yeah, I was born in God's Country."
Friend 2; " I thought you were born in South Carolina."

by therealpinheadlarry June 11, 2018

countryside

where trogdor smites the kerrek

"...And trogdor smote the kerrek, and all was laid to burnination."

by OrAnGe PiE FaNaTiC April 13, 2004

Country Bumpkin

Getting head from a baby cow while taking a shit in an out-house

When his aunty sent Jim-Bob to collect eggs he would sneek a country bumpkin in the out-house behind the barn. Bessa would complain but he liked it when he got his jimmy jostled.

by Aneta November 28, 2007

Detroit Country Day

A college preparatory school located in the Detroit Metropolitan area. The system is corrupt and half of the school tuition goes to the headmaster to pay for his brand new yacht. (see: Twat) What's left of the $20,000+ tuition is spent on useless landscaping and hiring caterers when the state health inspectors drop by to evaluate the low-budget lunch program. The remaining funds are spent buying basketball player from other schools to play on our team. Donations are literally begged for by the headmaster.

They say that they treat you like adults, but in reality, they treat you like you can't take a shit without hurting yourself.

What we are not allowed to do:

Hug (It's innapropriate)
Carry a backpack around (It's not safe)
Toss a saltine cracker at my friend
Take off our vests when we are hot
Wear a coat when they try and cut back on the heating bill
Voice our opinion
Laugh

Generally, DCD sucks camel penis.

Scott: Where do you go to?
Kyle: Detroit Country Day.
Scott: Your life must suck.

by An attending student July 22, 2008