the coons

the coons are a group of people that are alpha males they have the biggest dicks and would fuck any girl in sight ecept keith he is a dickless faggot and gets no bitches unlike Dylan has the biggest and juiciest dick that your girlfriend would want (yes im stroking myself when typing this) sam is the second biggest dick ever and dylan and sam do threesomes, one in the mouth one in the back and they highfive over the girl when she is bent over jack is the tallest mother fucker in the group i swear hes a nigga too bad that monkey cant swim with all that being said keith your still a fucking niggerrrrr and will get no bitches and would fuck fiona wrote by keiths big black monkey brother

hey stacy should we get gangbanged by the coons

by keithsafucking coon nigger ape May 26, 2022

coon

Originally, a generic anti-Black slur, essentially synonymous with “nigger.” That definition is now outdated, though.

More recently, it’s evolved into a slur WITHIN the Black community, used to refer to Black individuals who sell out their people, essentially synonymous with “Uncle Tom.”

“Did you hear the latest thing Candace Owen’s said?”

“You mean COON-dace right?”

by johnnyleegreedo January 21, 2025

coon

a slang for a black monkey// or a person/ slave that deserved to be whipped

line the fucking coons up right this instance. we gonna give em 20 lashes of not completing the work we set out for them.

by aboriginalhaterlol March 1, 2024

Coon

A word used for a foolish ignorant person.

A word that a dumb slow person is often called

COON ALERT!!!
LORD HAVE MERCY ANOTHER COON!

by Myanmar May 19, 2020

Coon

A racoon has a black and white tail.

- Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

Benny, who’s black, said that All Lives Matter and that Kaepernick is immoral for kneeling.

Benny is a coon.

by The_Purpetrator September 24, 2018

Coon

Preston

Up the Coons

by Tatsurai December 13, 2021

Coon

The act of bringing a empty briefcase with you wherever you go in hopes you can hook up with a negative 22 (hella ugly girl) at a shitty dive bar in Manhattan by impressing her with your dumb, empty briefcase.

Person 1: yo, bro
Person 2: yeah, man? What's up?
Person 1: you tryna coon it up after work?
Person 2: yeah. Bet. Lemme grab my briefcase and be on my way.

by El Barto 001 July 3, 2021