Chicago Hope Kid

A kid who is academically better than others and better at sports that kids from other schools.Hahahahhahha

You’re Not a Chicago Hope Kid

by Tåtyäńå October 22, 2019

chicago

🔥 + 🗑

Dang bro you live in Chicago? Seems like a cool place to live but it do be 🗑 🔥

by Houstonfan2007 February 13, 2022

Chicago Shiver

The sexual act of busting a load inside a condom, freezing said condom thus creating a cumsicle. Then the condom over the cumsicle is peeled off. The now peeled cumsicle is to be repeatedly inserted inside the woman (or man) until completely melted.

Jerry's friend: "Hey Jerry are you and your wife still trying for a baby?"

Jerry: "Yeah but unfortunately I leave for the nightshift before she gets to bed. I'll just leave a Chicago Shiver in the freezer for her."

Jerry's friend: "Remember, if she ain't peelin she ain't feelin."

by M1keH0nch0 November 29, 2025

Chicago Mayor

There it is! THERE it is! He says it out loud!

Hym "Chicago Mayor says his kids are more important than everyone else! You hear that folks? Parental Dictatorship! We live for them and their fuck trophies! Can't pay your bills? Doesn't matter. 'My kids have soccer practice!' Robbed out of a billion dollars? 'Shouldn't have given more of a shit about my mongrel kids!' We live to be harvested by fat-cock Parental Dictatorship!"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

Chicago

the most goated person on the planet

Chicago is the most goated person in the world.

by Chicagoated July 8, 2021

Chicago agriculture high school

A school full of weird bitches drug addicts and mentally Ill teenagers and all they talk about is sex.

This school is worse than Chicago agriculture high schools football team

by Bad bitch avenue November 4, 2021

Chicago Snowblower

A sexual act where, at the conclusion of sex, a male ejaculates violently and excessively somewhere in the room, recreating a snowblower blowing snow. The semen is left in place for several weeks until it starts to smell and stinks up the entire room, much like how the entire city of Chicago smells awful.

"I gave Becky the good ol' Chicago Snowblower a few weeks ago and man, does my bedroom smell like shit!"

by femboydestroyer4960 September 12, 2024