A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)
This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!
by DamnGoodCockSock April 1, 2021
Get the Chicago White Sockmug. The act of sticking your glock up your loved ones ass ...letting her shit on it then sticking the glock down her throat
by Randomshit34 February 9, 2017
Get the Chicago penetrationmug. A euphemism for a drive-by shooting.
by cockwork October 5, 2019
Get the Chicago Car Washmug. Eddie “hey homie, where’s my house at?”
Chicago Housing Authority (the Governor) “hey, here’s a multi million dollar penthouse cuz you’re black”
Chicago Housing Authority (the Governor) “hey, here’s a multi million dollar penthouse cuz you’re black”
by Hood rat chiraq bud December 17, 2023
Get the Chicago housing authoritymug. The better version of the Cubs. Yes, they aren't amazing but compared to the Cubs they are the freaking New York Yankees. The White Sox's stadium is also a million times better than Wrigley Field and they also do this thing called winning.
by RyGuyHill November 23, 2022
Get the Chicago White Soxmug.