A shy person who you would think stays home all day playing video games but is instead looking for his next unwanted wildwood visit. He has the brain of a small chicken and also drives like one, cannon is not the person you want to drive with! he also most likely lives on a golf course which makes him better than you.
by minecraftslayer93 May 14, 2023
Get the Cannonmug. A woman who has a mouth capable of quickly initiating a huge powerful creamy blast of ejaculation.
Or a defination for a pressure washer attachment that generates large thick amount of foam.
Or a defination for a pressure washer attachment that generates large thick amount of foam.
" Hi kelly how did you get on with your DVD date last night?" ...oh not to bad but i knew when i pulled it out of his jeans that he wasnt gonna last long, im a real mouth cannon when i need to be"
by #big H September 22, 2025
Get the Mouth cannonmug. Holy shit. Dante tore her apart with his Gut Cannon.
I hope your a weapons expert. Because you get to handle my Gut Cannon
I hope your a weapons expert. Because you get to handle my Gut Cannon
by Dsav July 31, 2015
Get the gut cannonmug. Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.
When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..
by XiiphiiK July 14, 2024
Get the Old-School German Cannon Battlemug. The act of leaving a butt plug in a woman (or man) for a week and feeding them nothing but beans so they get gassed up and shit goes flying when you pull the plug.
by doc6104 October 5, 2023
Get the Tazmanian Cannonmug. A weapon used by King K. Rool in Super Smash Bros. It can shoot out cannon balls and then suck, using the suck at a ledge can lead to a stale. You can also use the cannon to perform Suck and Cuck.
by Yoinky Bruh March 12, 2019
Get the Super Suck Cannonmug. The art of shitting with so much force that it is as if a cannon is going off inside your ass, thus creating an explosion of shit.
"Bro I just took the heaviest shit out, it got onto the seat and the rim!"
"Fuck me, that's one hell of a cannon shit!"
"Fuck me, that's one hell of a cannon shit!"
by swankles May 11, 2016
Get the cannon shitmug.