Confetti Cannon

When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back onto you face.

Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!

by Kelton Williams September 25, 2016

drew and cannon

Drew And Cannon. Both are dreamsexual E-boys who online date each other on discord.

Hey look it’s drew and cannon! … oh. It’s drew and cannon… gross

by BBQatDawn February 25, 2022

M cannon

I’m not frfr gay or attracted to men, but for m cannon I’m straight fagget flamer. Whoooiooo lmfao.

I’d golbstob m cannon 3 ways to tuesday parched like sparkle flames of the sun son.

by Titus dyfilid February 15, 2019

French Cannon

idiomatic noun | informal English

: An eponymic metonymy for explosive diarrhea.

“Sorry I’m late, had to deal with a French Cannon”

“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”

“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”

“I can’t play Minecraft; the French Cannon is loaded.”

by jack.soncalo March 23, 2025

Cannon

A symbolic term. It is used to refer to the male genitalia (predominantly) and is usually used to describe it during intercourse.

She was s**king that cannon like a master

Amy believed that that cannon was longer than any other.

by Alex 13 March 1, 2019

granny cannon

The seats on the bus that are oriented in the direction of travel and elevated above the seats in front. They are favoured by older ladies and do not feature a handlebar. So, in the event of a head-on collision, the passenger will be propelled in the air and towards the front of the bus, hence the name.

"Hey dude, wanna sit next to me in this 4-seat?"
"Nah man, I've got my eyes set on the granny cannon."

by SnuSnuSnu March 31, 2020

Flesh Cannon

When you specifically put a quarter into your foreskin and sneezereally hard, shooting it out.

Hey, wanna go shoot a flesh cannon with the boys?

by Chlamydia228 May 20, 2018