Hand candle

Hand candle is another word for a dick or penis

Do you want me to puor my hot wax on you from my hand candle

by BIGNIGNIPS July 26, 2023

god candle

A massive green candle that can propel Bitcoin towards new all-time highs with divine force.

Did you see the Bitcoin price, it just printed a god candle, we’re going to be rich!

by anonymous November 29, 2023

Daniel Candle

When somebody at the bar is getting “Happy Birthday” sung to them and you light a match to use as a makeshift candle.

This dude had his birthday at the bar last night and you know I had to light a Daniel Candle for him since NOBODY brought candles for him.

by BaronOfSalt January 24, 2024

Croatian Candle Holder

A popular Eastern European sex position. Stand your partner against a wall, face to the wall. Mount them from behend while setting their hair on fire and restraining their hands so that they can't put the fire out.

She: I see Laverne is wearing a wig.
He: Yeah, she and Bruce tried the Croatian Candle Holder last week.

by FerdiT February 6, 2024

Sand Candle

A flaky mother fucker

This bloke is such a sand candle.

by Cillabb February 24, 2024

Blowing candles

Letting all your homies take turns filling you full of used rubbers after finishing running a train on you.

We had beef but he let us blow candles and ended up swallowing most of our beef after blowing candles

by ILoveUSean February 29, 2024

Chocolate Candle

Giving someone a “chocolate candle” refers to a sexual act where one partner opens the anal cavity wide enough to fill with body-safe candle wax, usually during other forms of wax play.

My wife isn’t great in the kitchen, but she sure knows how to give me a great chocolate candle.

by Rattiegirl1 October 19, 2024