n. The term given when an object behaves in a manner totally different than one would expect from standard physics. Usually used in sports contexts.
I was ready to crush his return, but the ball took the weirdest bounce off the wall. It was like he used Canadian physics.
by Dextrocardia November 11, 2008
Get the Canadian Physics mug.A term used by people in the service industry for difficult customers who leave little to no tip. This term is often used for African Americans, and Foreigners, including actual Canadians, that tend to act like they do not understand the American system of working for tips and getting paid next to nothing hourly!!(which is how the term started) In countries other than the USA waiters get paid hourly rates, and tend to not receive tips so, when they travel to the USA they either don't know they should tip, or pretend they don't know in order to cheat their server. Unfortunately African Americans tend to also fall into this category of incredibly low insulting tips or just no tips at all.
Man, I'll never be able to pay rent, or feed my kids if I keep getting all these tables of Canadians not tipping me worth crap! I mean I'm not here waiting tables for free!! :-(
by ReelTawk October 1, 2012
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Canadian's are better than American's. Accept it and move on. Read a self-help book. Any thing is possible. You hate us so much because you secretly love us. It's okay. We love you too, just not in that way.
"Canadian history is so much better. They abolished slavery before we did, aren't religious assholes and don't care if you're a dude that marries another dude. Hell, you could blow the smoke of your joint in a police officer's face and he would just have to groove off of it because in Canada carrying a g of weed is whatever. Pretty cool, right?"
"Canadian history is so much better. They abolished slavery before we did, aren't religious assholes and don't care if you're a dude that marries another dude. Hell, you could blow the smoke of your joint in a police officer's face and he would just have to groove off of it because in Canada carrying a g of weed is whatever. Pretty cool, right?"
by Jessyd February 5, 2010
Get the Canadian History mug.A resident of Canada. A player of hockey, the keeper of the great beaver and closely guarded by the mountie, the Canadian is humble, quietly proud and refrains from forcing his/her values on the world with embarrassingly patriotic displays and is opposed to the use of force for personal gain. The Canadian is always courteous, polite and ready to lend a hand. They are a hardy people who endure extreme changes of season with ease. They are a healthy, rugged, outdoors-friendly bunch who prefer sitting around a campfire listening to Neil Young than attending a Hollywood party. Canadians are known to consume back-bacon as a primary source of energy, often with a quality Canadian beer. Aside from the lumber jacket, Canadians may be hard to identify as they are not bold or stand out in a crowd and must be talked to in order to identify them (éh).
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I was north of the border when my car broke down and had it not been for the that Canadian I would have froze to death in the frozen Tundra.... I would be proud to be Canadian!!!
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