cake ache

When you don't wipe your anus well enough and your po po is a little achey.
A little brown streak left in your underwear.

My butthole has cake ache.

by Beanie Weinie October 15, 2017

Cake muffin

Pussy with frosting

I really want to lick your cake muffin

by Jobmo June 4, 2017

Slaughter cake

A slaughter cake is the feeling you get when you mow down a bunch of npcs in a video game in a short amount of time

Yo brian, what happened to those pedestrians?

I had a slaughter cake

by KentuckyFriedHumans April 28, 2020

Brown Cake

The act of shitting into a blender and using the product as a filling for a cake.

“Hey Brian, you wouldn’t believe what you’re eating tomorrow for your birthday!”
“Sounds amazing, John. Tell me more.”
“I made you brown cake!”

by Cacophonous_Shart January 11, 2021

Cake at stake

All the points are gone we are free from them now but we look on, from the moment that we see, the next slice of Cake the Step closer to the Prize brought on at Cake at stake

Person 1: Hey when is cake at stake gonna start?
Person 2: now

by Amigo_Lololol July 16, 2022

Marble Cake

Marble Cake may be used as either a noun or a verb; however, in either context it describes the action of a man anally penetrating either a man or a woman and ejaculating inside of said person. Afterwards the person on the receiving end defecates. If the defecator is a man, he then masturbates into his own feces.

Finally, the resulting mass of feces and ejaculatory fluids is put on a platter and one or both parties partake of the "cake."

This is similar to Felching.

I can't believe you ate that Marble Cake!

by 12345Anonymous54321 November 19, 2007

Hash Cakes

Cakes (or Muffins) that contain Hash for extra flavour and a kick.
Main purpose of cooking Hash Cakes is to get high or stoned. They can be cooked by adding 'green' or 'weed' to normal cake or muffin mix.

Example:

"Some one make me some fucking Hash Cakes" said Mike

by SFMRadio January 4, 2007