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cock scholar 

A whore or slut. Someone who really knows their way around a penis.
Bill: "Hey, did you hear Carmen banged Chris at the party last night?

Steve: "Yeah, she's such a cock scholar."
cock scholar by Dommy Style December 26, 2008

Cock Smacking 

During a blow job, the man pulls out his (big) cock and smacks the girl in the face with it
John: I got head last night!
Frank: Awesome, from who?
John: Brittay, I was cock smacking her too!
Cock Smacking by Dumby August 4, 2007

cock mingler 

One who mingles with various types of cocks.
Adam Bowen is a cock mingler.

Cock Chaos 

1.In group sex, three or more men are banging the same women at the same time.

2.In gay sex, three or more men are banging each other
It was cock chaos last night.
Cock Chaos by steelsammy April 25, 2009

Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult
"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"

Cock Car Wash 

A girl that is blindfolded walks straight, as multiple men swing and dab their penis' on her. At the end, when the hot wax is being used, that is when she gets bukkaked and covered in white man sauce. Then you buff her with your pubes, leaving her shining like new.
Oh man, last night's party was awesome. I can't believe Keri went through with the cock car wash.
Cock Car Wash by Bwhereru April 9, 2010