Captain Universe

A caped crusader known for various tactics of defeating crime, including riding on top of cars (also known as Urban Surfing), and kerb-crawling next to suspicious cyclists. Driving at low speed, the Captain reaches out of his car and produces a playmobil telephone to offer to the cyclist, claiming "It's for you-hooooo!"
If said cyclist answers the phone, or rejects it, the captain will identify their criminality, and speed off into the distance, singing "Caaaaaaaaptain Uuuuuuuuniiiiveeeeeeeeeerssssseee!!!"

This term can be used as a noun to describe the superhero, or as a verb to describe his actions of crime-fighting.

Did you see Captain Universe on Oxford Hight Street last night? He was mental! He nearly Captain Universe'd three cyclists in one go!

by Monty S-B November 26, 2010

Backwards Captain

When engaging in intercourse in the doggie position and just before the man climaxes, he pulls out, grabs the nearby bottle of captain Morgan, & spritzes it on his/her lower back. When the partner turns around to comment/complain, the man ejaculates directly into his/her face. Then he takes a bottle shot of the Captain and then proceeds to hit his partner in the face with said bottle.

Joshua: I gave Sheila the backwards captain last week. I haven't heard from her since.

by baconlynn August 22, 2016

vogue captain

Noun; Someone who makes it their job to judge other people's fashion, a person without the skills to tell when not to comment on your poor appearance

The term is jokingly used for self-appointed individuals who criticise the clothing others wear, and thereby those others' fashion sense.

Often used in a joking manner as response to a compliment.

In reference to the fashion magazine, Vogue

"Oh, I look good today? How'd I look yesterday? Did I offend you with my ugliness? How about last week? Did I disgust you? You're such a Vogue Captain. What is wrong with you?"

by wk sun August 25, 2009

the captain effect

When all forces combine to create the ultimate meth child, grown yet completely dulled and retarded, the creature would be known as "captain autism". When "it" finds a new victim to splooge its flem, and beat off to, it is known as the Captain Effect. Where the victim can no longer escape this new found growth of a creature attempting to suck the victim off at the force of a thousand suns

John became depressed as he realized he was under the spell of the captain effect.

by Edgemaster420691488 December 5, 2017

Captain Shook

A name for someone in a position of management who frequently overreacts to all employees mistakes.

"Hey Bill, is Captain Shook around? I spilled some water and I don't want to get written up again."

by HiIKnifeYou May 19, 2017

captain afghanistan

Also known as 'Captain', is an Australian super hero, originated from Afghanistan under the secret identity of Australian school boy, Oliver.

"It's a boat! It's a refugee! It's Captain Afghanistan!"

by Pu$$Y$l4er21 September 3, 2017

Captain Jackson

A place where everyone is welcome. You can have fun here. Make lifelong friends and even a boyfriend. But captain Jackson is the best place you could be if you want a true family.

Hey, did you hear about that amazing place? Yeah it’s called captain Jackson!

by Kaymmm March 21, 2020