caleb roberson

A piece of shit who lives in Alabama and kisses his cousins on the mouth while simultaneously sucking off Donald Trump and finger-banging Mike Pence. Likes long walks on the beach and talking about unborn fetuses.

"Oh, that guy is such a Caleb Roberson. Don't be like that guy."

by dxdxp December 22, 2016

Caleb

Just a Dad on the Internet

Random gamer: yo george where that’s older guy we play with?
Georgewakenbake5: you mean Caleb? He’s in his twenties.

Random gamer: what? Are you serious? Twenties??
Georgewakenbake5: Yeah, he’s just a dad on the internet

by George wakenbake June 4, 2020

Caleb

Caleb is a rootin’, tootin’ republican. He has 15 guns and a dead turtle’s head in his room. He doesn’t know how to speak so if he disagrees with you he just uses pure force, normally in the way of hitting you with a book.

Some people think Caleb will kill someone without motive, but I think he’ll wait until he disagrees with someone.

Eden: did u see Caleb he smacked that small child with a book
Will: yeah he’s dead

by Intheaeroplane December 3, 2020

Caleb

dumb gay boy that will hurt ur heart 🥳

Person 1: Is that Caleb?
Person 2: 🙄 Yeah he's the one that heart MY FRICKING HEART ONE TIME

by SoyCharger234 October 20, 2019

Caleb Hartsoe

The gayest male ( I assume ) alive.

You’re sure a Caleb Hartsoe

by JesusChristOurSavior February 11, 2024

Caleb

Are not okay. Will argue the opposing side as you, just to see you die inside. Gives off, “sucks at chess” vibes. AND THEY PROBABLY DO. Mean. Most likely has an absent father. Could make a really great emo goth kid. Probably fell down the stairs as a younger child. If not, it would be my pleasure to fulfill that rite of fate.

Oye Caleb, Let thou push thee down the stars. Would be my honor.

by Got a hippo for Christmas December 4, 2021

caleb

A very useless fat glob that does not do anything in life.

Hey you’re a caleb.

by daholyparrot June 9, 2025