A Harry Belafonte birthday surprise is when a man inserts his penis into a birthday cake and farts, or 'queefs', out of his' penis into the cake, leaving the expelled gas in the cake.
by MSU TS May 30, 2007
Get the Harry Belafonte Birthday Surprisemug. A sexual act akin to Cleveland Steamer or Bilbo Baggins. Also a dessert item.
Step 1- Defecate and shape into small brown patties.
Step 2- Ejaculate on top of the patties
Step 3- Frost the top with fudge.
Serve while warm.
Step 1- Defecate and shape into small brown patties.
Step 2- Ejaculate on top of the patties
Step 3- Frost the top with fudge.
Serve while warm.
Little Susie- Ms. Bollmeier's Birthday Surprise treats sure were good!
Little Billy- Oh MY GOD!! You actually ate that shit?1? Do you have any idea what goes into those?
Little Susie- Don't tell me... I feel sick...
Little Billy- Oh MY GOD!! You actually ate that shit?1? Do you have any idea what goes into those?
Little Susie- Don't tell me... I feel sick...
by Lynn Bollmeier May 20, 2009
Get the Ms. Bollmeier's Birthday Surprisemug. You know how you can now put any of your favorite photos on the frosting of birthday cakes... well the BCDF (or Birthday Cake Double Fuck) is when you have a local bakery put your favorite photo of your woman on a birthday cake. You then cut that picture out of the cake and place at the entrance of her pink hole and fuck the hell out it.
All my girlfriend wanted for her Birthday was a cake, so I got her a custom cake and later gave her the Birthday Cake Double Fuck....call me old fashion, but that's romance!
by B-Youth Turbo October 14, 2007
Get the Birthday Cake Double Fuckmug. The scariest thing a first grader could hear. Or at least, it's supposed to be. Usually used regardless of when your birthday party would be.
Lilly: *takes crayon from Suzie*
Suzie: *GASPPPPP* You're not invited to my birthday party anymore!
Lilly: But your birthday is in July?
Suzie: SOOO?!
Lilly: It's November.
Suzie: *GASPPPPP* You're not invited to my birthday party anymore!
Lilly: But your birthday is in July?
Suzie: SOOO?!
Lilly: It's November.
by wolfiebean January 8, 2019
Get the You're not invited to my birthday partymug. You sure riding the moped tonight won't wrinkle your birthday suit?
Your fat cousin really wrinkles my birthday suit.
Your fat cousin really wrinkles my birthday suit.
by Mike's Bar Guide January 10, 2008
Get the wrinkle your birthday suitmug. "ur a poo poo head haha"
"ur not invited to my bday party"
"nooo pls"
"too late you poo poo"
if u use this ur epic and if not ur not invited to my birthday party
"ur not invited to my bday party"
"nooo pls"
"too late you poo poo"
if u use this ur epic and if not ur not invited to my birthday party
by epic poo poo October 9, 2020
Get the ur not invited to my birthday partymug. little boy: I hate you
little boy2: i hate you more
little boy: your a poopiehead
little boy 2: your not invited to my birthday party
little boy : NOOOOO
little boy2: i hate you more
little boy: your a poopiehead
little boy 2: your not invited to my birthday party
little boy : NOOOOO
by mexicanfoxnigga October 14, 2020
Get the your not invited to my birthday partymug.