Balloon party

When women (or men) get together to show off their breast implants.

Brenda: Hey Becky, are you going to the balloon party this weekend?

Becky: Of course, I can't wait to show these puppies off!

by Circa 9 June 18, 2016

Putty Ballooning

When a man blows air into a woman's vagina then presses on her uterus forcing the woman to queef.

Chris: Was it good for you?
Chris' Girl: Yeah... until you started putty ballooning me.
*Chris leaves with a black eye but a smile on his face*

by 4Justice4eva February 6, 2012

man balloon

a man balloon is another name for a condom

he left his man balloon laying in the middle of the floor

by edgyeddy1405 November 3, 2021

Balloon holder

A retarded person

Balloon holders shouldn’t be allowed in the bathroom for more than five minutes by themselves

by JJJaiLLujann June 7, 2018

finger like a balloon

When a finger is sore.

The finger like a balloon is an infection.

by Debskelly1985 March 21, 2023

Balloon head

A balloon head is someone with an abnormally large forehead and an abormally small nob. He instantly picks up girls signals when they are, to quote mr balloon, “gagging for it”.

Balloon head is so cocky, which is surprising due to his shrimp cock

by weloveminecraft April 4, 2019

shlong balloon

Another word for condom: Often used as code when speaking in front of uncool feds

Andy, make sure to bring me a shlong balloon tomorrow.

by Spain without the S October 14, 2020