Water balloon

Tying up the opening of your foreskin and then masturbating while keeping it tied over a long period of time until it's full of semen and then giving a girl the biggest facial she's ever received.

Friend: "How'd it go with you and Michelle last night?"
You: "Went great, I've been saving a water balloon all month for her."

by DaddyCheesePuff December 16, 2021

finger like a balloon

When a finger is sore.

The finger like a balloon is an infection.

by Debskelly1985 March 21, 2023

fur balloon

a. a hairy vagina.
b. The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in girls.

Summer is almost here, guess it's time to trim my fur balloon.

by feowyn October 7, 2008

Beef Balloons

Incredibly massive augumented fake breast

"Have you seen Janet lately? She has Beef Balloons now!"

by TrojanMan'sDaddy June 2, 2019

Putty Ballooning

When a man blows air into a woman's vagina then presses on her uterus forcing the woman to queef.

Chris: Was it good for you?
Chris' Girl: Yeah... until you started putty ballooning me.
*Chris leaves with a black eye but a smile on his face*

by 4Justice4eva February 6, 2012

Hot Air Balloon

Someone who has a big head that's full of hot air e.g. Gaston
mostly dumb

"eeww he's SUCH a hot air balloon"
"yeah I can't even stand him"

by Bazlle Owl October 14, 2018

Balloon holder

A retarded person

Balloon holders shouldn’t be allowed in the bathroom for more than five minutes by themselves

by JJJaiLLujann June 7, 2018