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A snake balloon

The act of de-fanging a reasonably small yet sturdy snake and proceeding to use it as a fleshlight, and overtime as you continue to use it as a fleshlight the leftover jizz from your previous uses of the snake will eventually stretch the snakes slender and elongated body and blow it up like a balloon.
Tim and John where at the house when Tim reached into his nightstand and pulls out an alive yet stretch snake. John wondering wtf Tim has a stretched snake for ask
"Bro what's up with the stretched yet alive snake"

Tim:"oh I made a snake balloon haven't you heard there very popular"

John:"no what's that"

Tim:"It's when you de-fang a small yet sturdy snake, and proceed to use it over the course of 2-3 weeks, and once your done with it your semen will stretch it into a balloon".
by joefalcone2021 June 13, 2025
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Balloon Baby

The queef of air back into a condom once the semen has emptied into your vagina.
“How do you know when to take the condom out?”

You’ll blow out the tip Balloon Baby
by Mmsnozzberry May 20, 2024
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Deflating the Balloon

To let out a lot of gas with a fart, relieving pressure in your gut or also to fart, making a noise similar to a rapidly deflating balloon.
Ah man I just love when I deflate the balloon, it always feels so good to deflate a bit.
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I just heard someone deflating the balloon, I don't want to go near them.
by theStarOfFaith May 27, 2024
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ballooning

when you jerk off, and another person gives you a blowjob whilst inhaling and exhaling, making your mouth seem as a balloon. Whenever your hand gets to the persons face it hits them really really hard
by notbamb May 29, 2024
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ballooning

when you jerk off, and another person gives you a blowjob whilst inhaling and exhaling, making your mouth seem as a balloon. Whenever your hand gets to the persons face it hits them really hard.
by notbamb May 29, 2024
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Popping the balloon

The act of sticking one’s finger into a vagine that just received a creampie in order to release any remaining baby gravy held deep within the love cave.
So Steve, get this, last night I bust a nut in my girl so I helped her out by popping the balloon.
by The OG Tigerbeard February 22, 2024
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I ready balloon

a satanic abomination created at the pit of hell that is intent on enslaving the world and bringing about the antichrist. the i ready balloon appears in i ready brain brakes that are unskipable. the balloon makes you praticipate in a black mass that involves you taking balloon breaths.
The i ready balloon is coming to enslave our souls
by ANTIFAMAN2008 February 25, 2024
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