Bogota balloon animal

The act of pumping air into a penis pinching it off and sprinkling cocaine at the tip and blowing it into someone’s face

After she gave me a Portuguese snow blower so I was inclined to give her a bogota balloon animal it was the gentlemanly thing to do

by Pedro pissant July 4, 2024

Glue balloons

Balls, testicles.

Glue looks like semen, especially Elmer’s glue. A deeper meaning is that an accidental pregnancy can glue a couple together.

Damn, man. Heather is pregnant. My glue balloons have us stuck together for the next 18 years.

by E-Z.E. Longfelloo July 6, 2024

Hot Air Balloon

When a person is farts in another’s mouth while having their ass eaten out.

“Jasmine filled me a my mouth up with a hot air balloon last night”

by Bismallah January 20, 2023

balloon

a very good sex toy

man that balloon is a very good sex toy

by balloonlover January 31, 2023

Hot air ballooning

The act in which a male ejaculates in their partners mouth causing it to fill up. The man then smacks his penis on the mouth causing hot sticky cum to spray out like a hot air balloon.

Friend #1: dude I was hot air ballooning my gf last night.

Friend #2: damn I really want to try that with mine.

by Icnvnu February 13, 2023

Hot Slurp Balloon

A condom filled with piss

Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it

It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo

I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it

by NerdFucker69 February 18, 2023

Balloon-gate

A political scandal, not necessarily involving spy balloons, that has, or is perceived to have, serious national security 🤔 and foreign affairs implications for the United States.

Aye caramba. Balloon-gate is coming.

by Sexydimma February 19, 2023