Stained Balloon Knot

discoloration of the anus from fecal matter passing through the human digestive system

He put his face all up on my stained balloon Knot and ate it like a chocolate pudding cup!

by SavageBabe907 September 16, 2021

baja ballooning

The act of supergluing your asshole shut and then eating a meal from Taco Bell.

Gonna take my date baja ballooning tonight. #BetterThanSex #Inflation

by Kwagwag August 13, 2023

joder balloon

condom

Literally “fuck balloon” from spanish verb joder which translates to “to fuck”

Hey baby, I’ve got a joder balloon... wanna ride?

by Dept of Redundancy Dept November 15, 2020

Bearded Balloon Knot

Refers to someone with a very hairy ass or asshole.

I was getting laid but as we kept going I couldn’t stop noticing how she had a Bearded Balloon Knot

by Lowkey_fire August 16, 2025

Water balloon

Tying up the opening of your foreskin and then masturbating while keeping it tied over a long period of time until it's full of semen and then giving a girl the biggest facial she's ever received.

Friend: "How'd it go with you and Michelle last night?"
You: "Went great, I've been saving a water balloon all month for her."

by DaddyCheesePuff December 16, 2021

Putty Ballooning

When a man blows air into a woman's vagina then presses on her uterus forcing the woman to queef.

Chris: Was it good for you?
Chris' Girl: Yeah... until you started putty ballooning me.
*Chris leaves with a black eye but a smile on his face*

by 4Justice4eva February 6, 2012

finger like a balloon

When a finger is sore.

The finger like a balloon is an infection.

by Debskelly1985 March 21, 2023