Ham Crown

Where you attempt to wear a vagina as a crown.

"Yo dawg I heard you tried to stick your head in your missus"

"Yeah man, I was totally wearing that Ham Crown."

by The Ham King January 18, 2010

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ham smoke

Yo I'm about to hit this bitch up and get some ham smoke

by Bump bump June 02, 2017

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To ham dunk someone is to put their flappy fanny in someone's face

by V1cks July 08, 2018

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A penis, typically one quite virile and DTF.

You know, Gwen Stefani may be pushing 50, but I'd still give her the ham piston.

by Steevve February 26, 2016

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"Eww we're having a funeral ham"

by p0larizedun March 25, 2016

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Going ham bananas means to go ham (go hard) and to go bananas (go crazy/wild) at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy at the party last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, dude. He was going ham bananas.

by saiborg June 19, 2023

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"My great great grandfather Cordell Jamarcus Clitorisandrea La-Troy Johnsun Jackson III survived off of eating only field ham in the slave days."

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