ham smoke

Getting MF head...

Yo I'm about to hit this bitch up and get some ham smoke

by Bump bump June 2, 2017

HAM AF

Hard as a motherfucker as fuck, when HAM just doesn't cut it.

Friend: It's St. Patrick's Day, you know what means, right?

Me: I'm about to go HAM AF

by IMissHaramb3 November 22, 2017

ham cobbler

when you make up a type of baked good that coincidentally sounds like a sex thing

What should I bake next? A ham cobbler!

by S-money and Kezzurp April 20, 2018

funeral ham

A ham saved in the freezer for when someone dies

"Eww we're having a funeral ham"

by p0larizedun July 9, 2016

ham fire

Ham thats on fire

Oh no there's a Ham fire in my sandwhich ....

by 66dumfuk May 4, 2016

ham piston

A penis, typically one quite virile and DTF.

You know, Gwen Stefani may be pushing 50, but I'd still give her the ham piston.

by Steevve August 27, 2016

Ham Hut

When one burns there asshole and it blossoms into a ham flower and looks like a Chinese hut given the name Ham Hut.

1. That bitch got a "Ham Hut"
2. Is the a ballon or a ham hut

by Hamhuts December 20, 2020