anal-eze

I lubricant/suppository used for the anal cavity that has novacaine in it to dull the pain caused by a large penis. Could be used on a man or woman, which ever way you swing.

Lisa complained alot about my penis size until I used anal-eze. Now she hardly(no pun intended) feels a thing!

by Dennis Dragon August 25, 2006

Anal implosion

Every so often, an unlucky person will suddenly be sucked into his/her own anal cavity, and dissapear into nothing. This phenomenon has also been rumored to be caused by too much buttsex.

A shocking news story: Today a local man died of anal implosion. Sadly, any remains of him are nowhere to be seen.

by Jesus LOL January 16, 2006

Anal Sex

Sex where the man inserts his penis into the partner's Anus. Can be used either as Homosexual or Heterosexual. Has bad stigma as gay man only sex, but, several women thouroughly enjoy anal stimulation... as well as most straight men also enjoy (or would enjoy, assuming they had open minds and experemented with their girlfriends/wife's, yes, STRAIGHT).

"I fucked shelly in the ass last night"
or
"I slammed my cock in her tight ass"
or
"I love getting a hard cock in my ass"
or
"I love it when she eats my ass"

by The Assmaster September 2, 2005

Anal Crevice

A dignified and more polite name for someone that's an asshole.

My boss is such an anal crevice.

by Mean 1 May 6, 2010

Anal Linguistics

The language spoken by people who talk out of their ass

He's so full of shit, he's developed a new language - Anal Linguistics

by PauliePoo June 1, 2006

anal trading

when you take a shit in the toilet and the pissy and shitty water splashes right back up into your anus

The anus gives shit to the toilet for water, and vice versa, the toilet gives water for shit. Therefore, anal trading takes place.

by KKKody August 22, 2006

Anal Dynamic

a poop that is easily ejected by the anus.

1.One of those poops that doesn't need a wipe after your done is an example of anal dynamic.
2.One of those poops that disappear in the toilet by sliding under the curved part is another example of anal dynamic.

by iLOVEofwgkta1 February 10, 2012