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All American Rejects

A Pop/Rock band originating from Stillwater, Oklahoma.
Members Nick Wheeler (Lead Guitar) and Tyson Ritter (Vocals/Bass) came from Stillwater, and recorded their first CD - Self Titled 'The All-American Rejects'- in 2002 with Tyson doing Bass and Vocals, while Nick did everything else. After a few line-up changes, they recruited Guitarist Mike Kennerty and Drummer Chris Gaylor to play with them (Both coming from Edmund, Oklahoma). Chris and Mike then became permanent members of the band. In summer 2005 The All-American Rejects released their sophomore album, Move Along. From this offering came hits such as "Dirty Little Secret", "Move Along" and "It Ends Tonight". The All-American Rejects' off and on-stage antics make them very fun people to watch and probably very fun to be around.
by Dr. Pepper Kid December 9, 2008
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Irish-American

An American who clings to a false Irish hyphenated identity in an effort to dilute his/her annoying, ignorant American one. They are known as 'Plastic Paddies'. They have never set foot on Irish soil, don't know any Irish people and call Irish (i.e. Gaeilge) 'Gaelic' e.g. ''OMG speak some gaelic!''. They believe they are Irish because their grandfather's grandmother lived next to a woman whose postman was from Dublin. Incidentally, Dublin is the only Irish city they're aware of, unless they're one of the elite few who know of ''Galloway'' (i.e. Galway, pronounced Gawl-way) or Cob - H (i.e. Cobh, pronounced cove). A real Irish person is born in Ireland and grows up there and would never compromise their identity by adding 'American' onto the latter end of their title of nationality (even if s/he moved to the U.S. and lived there indefinitely). Unless you have an Irish passport, don't call yourself Irish...even if your fifth cousin's brother-in-law's dog lived in Kerry!
Irish-American: ''I'm Irish too!''

Real Irish person: ''Really? Where are you from?''

''New York''.
by CogsKB July 26, 2011
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American Idol

American Idol trying to sell 400 albums in one week
by Vietaliano May 10, 2005
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American breakfast

An american breakfast is where two bummers have bumsex one evening and leave the cum, shit ,blood and piss in their bum over night and then fart it onto a piece of clingfilm in the morning and feed it to each other for breakfast.
I sucked that clingfilm dry of american breakfast this morning
by Kingo February 22, 2008
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American History

The History of the United States of America. Founded in 1776 by our Founding Fathers including and not limited to General George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and Alexander Hamilton. George Washington wanted to be elected by the people and did not want to be King; he became the first president in 1789 followed by Adams (The only Founding Father who did not own slaves) and Jefferson (Penned the Declaration of Independence, buyer of the Louisiana Purchase.)

Between 1776 - 1860, more states in the West entered into the Union while the North and South became separated due to economy & slavery. After Abraham Lincoln was elected, the South became their own country: Confederate States of America with President Elect Jefferson Davis. Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation which freed the slaves. Civil War broke out at Fort Sumter, climaxed at Gettysburg and ended at the Alamo: 600,000 dead. The Union was preserved. Reconstruction followed.

Following Events:
1914 - 1918 WW1
1920 - 1928 The Roaring 20's
1928 Stock Market Crash
1928 - 1941 - The Great Depression
1932 New Deal
December 7th, 1941 - Pearl Harbor
1941 - 1945 WW2

Between the years of 1947 - 1988, the Cold War was fought as a chess game on the planet and even to the moon between the two superpowers: the United States and Russia. Both participated in the Nuclear Arms race and the space race. Both put their troops/weapons near each other aiming them at each other. Ronald Reagan was able to resolve the War in 1988.

Other Key Events:
1959 – 1975 Vietnam War (50,000 American soldiers dead)
1961 - Bay of Pigs invasion
1962 - Cuban Missle Crisis
1963 - Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream" Speech; Kennedy Assissinated
1968 – King Assassinated
1974 – Watergate, Nixon resigns
1988 – Cold War ends
1991 – First Bush, first Iraq War
2000 – Second Bush wins contested 2000 election.
2001 – September 11th Attacks; War in Afghanistan
2003 – 2009 Second Iraq War (4,000 – 5,000 American soldiers dead)
by HectorS April 1, 2008
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American Economy

The only economy in the world that thrives on disease and death. Currently in a bit of a downward spiral thanks to the resident dumbass, George Bush
Cigarettes, Liquor, Guns, and Fast Food. Remove one of these key elements from the American economy, and it will crash. It's fact.
by My name April 19, 2006
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American wake up call

When your significant other wakes you up by polishing your male member.
Mike had a good wife, every Saturday she would start their day by giving him an American wake up call.
by Jon Eric November 5, 2005
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