Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket. Instead you shove chili cheese fries up her vagina and eat it out of her vagina.
"Dude why are you so gassy today?"
"Oh man, I gave my girlfriend an Alabama Chili Pocket last night."
"Oh man, I gave my girlfriend an Alabama Chili Pocket last night."
by sirterrence45 May 6, 2013
Get the Alabama Chili Pocket mug."two in the cooter and one in the pooper" Known up north as the shocker. The act of fingering a girls vag with two fingers and inserting the other in her butt.
by Jack Mehoff2 June 22, 2008
Get the alabama snake slide mug.In the epic pursuit of carnal pleasures, there are few "intimacy enhancers" more potent than the "Alabama Pleasure Pack". Composed of but not limited to: One sleeve of goody's powder; one 20oz Mountian Berry Blast Powerade; a pack of bubblicious watermelon bubble gum; approx 21.2g of Funyuns; one expired condom (off brand only) and two tickets to the local livestock auction. The inclusion of semi-solid dairy products (i.e. Cheese Whiz) is highly recommended for lubrication purposes. The Alabama Pleasure Pack is often carried in a brown paper bag to your erotic destination. Application is completely at the end user's discretion.
"Hey Bubba, did your sister finally give it up last night?"
"Yeah she was hesitant at first, until i pulled out the ol' Alabama Pleasure Pack and by the end of the night she was pulling her teeth out of the ceiling fan and we still can't find the dog. My finger smells like it's been in a wookie.
"Yeah she was hesitant at first, until i pulled out the ol' Alabama Pleasure Pack and by the end of the night she was pulling her teeth out of the ceiling fan and we still can't find the dog. My finger smells like it's been in a wookie.
by Leo Joseph July 10, 2010
Get the Alabama Pleasure Pack mug.When you catch a pregnant salmon on its magical journey upstream and have sex with its fish slit like a flesh light and after ejaculation you slam the salmon on the ground making a egg cum masterpiece
by The guy in your mom November 2, 2017
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by Tiger'sWood September 6, 2016
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When I stuck that vain and saw that flash in the chamber I yeald SUUUUWWWWEEEEE!!!!####!!######!!!!!!!$$!!!!!! Alabama butter train!!!!!!!!
by Mark Nicholas Lovell September 2, 2017
Get the alabama butter train mug.Having Sex with either your Sister or Cousin, it dont matter. Takin a massive shit where ever the hell you want.
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