Alyssa

Alyssa is hilarious. Head game is strong af . Watch out because she might offer you a buzzball!

Alyssa came over with a bunch of buzzballz in her backpack

by chugsumballz November 23, 2021

Alyssa

A girl with soul melting toots. 🔥 💨

Alyssa ate lentils and attacked me all night with soul melting toots.

by Rabbi Shakira November 23, 2021

Alyssa

The alyssa is something the wild micah wont shut the fuck up about

greg: oh hey micah!
micah: did you see that circular curvaceous cutie over there named alyssa?
greg: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP
micah: *licks alyssa*

by babygotnoback89 November 23, 2021

Alyssa

Girl that is bound to be with a man know as Ronald. Commonly known as a woman who bitched Owen atkins

Alyssa needs to slurp on hanks dick

by Bennidicto June 6, 2023

Alyssa

A fag

Who’s that fag
Oh it’s alyssa

by Adriannacas June 2, 2024

Alyssa Mercante

Kotaku senior editor on Ubisoft's payroll, who yells "m-u-h racism" while simultaneously promoting the race based rewriting of an entire culture's history.

"I don't care what your teachers (or history) taught you, Yasuke was the first black samurai" ~ Alyssa Mercante

by ChopStix36 July 25, 2024

Alyssa

Alyssa is a funny loyal friend. Alyssa will always make you smile no matter what. Alyssa is very empathetic and can match your energy. If there is an Alyssa in your life, you will forever be happy.

Alyssa: Hi

by lkibuvyggg February 25, 2023