word perv

(noun): One who takes delight and is skilled at constructing, writing or saying naughty phrases or dialogue.

That Gertrude is such a word perv. She is always saying naughty things like knob slobbing, gluteolacunosity or douche canoeing.

by The Emperss October 23, 2010

Any Word

We all know why your here

Bob: I was so bored a typed “Any Word” into Urban Dictionary

Jeff: Get off the internet

by CantThinkOfUserName September 20, 2018

the n word

A word I am afraid to say

rhymes with tigger

If i say the n word ninjas will jump out of no-were and kill me :)

by rmunky September 11, 2004

Word Crimes

1. Crimes against literacy. Typically committed on the internet, however they are often found when speaking.
2. A song released by "Weird Al" Yankovic in his album "Mandatory Fun". It is a parody of "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke.

1. your committing word crimes
2. It's a good time
To learn some grammar
Now did I stammer
Work on that grammar
You should know when
It's less or it's fewer
Like people who were
Never raised in a sewer
I hate these word crimes
Like I could care less
That means you do care
At least a little
Don't be a moron
You'd better slow down
And use the right pronoun
Show the world you're no clown

by Urban Myth July 23, 2014

mum's the word

means to keep this a secret; don't tell anybody

I don't want anybody to know about this affair until next week, so mum's the word!

by Venera December 22, 2005

word aapp

means the same thing as word up, popularized by Nate Robinson of the NBA.

we just beat them so bad.... word aapp

by bigD11 February 25, 2010

Word lube

When trying to deliver some bad news - or something that may not go down too well, it may be neccessary to use some word lube to ease the delivery...

It's ok, my mrs has let me have a lads night tonight, i had to use some serious word lube though!

or

Just apply some word lube and i'm sure she'll agree.

by Maria Khoury January 12, 2009