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Get the Parker mug.Parker is hot sexy and has a shlong really good in bed and is a great BF better not ruin ur chances with him because u will miss out if u let him slip away. He also will make u squirt all over uself when u see him.
Girl: "Who is that hottie over there!"
Other girl: "That's Parker i have a few classes with him and i squirt on myself every time I see him."
Girl: "OK good i wasn't the only one"
Other girl: "That's Parker i have a few classes with him and i squirt on myself every time I see him."
Girl: "OK good i wasn't the only one"
by HOW ARE ALL THESE NAMES TAKEN November 27, 2018
Get the Parker mug.A kind and loving giraffe. He is very nice to his girlfriend and he will only and commonly date girls named things such as Harlow or They have a strong bond that will not be broken by girls named things such as Victoria. He is very tall, athletic, funny, compassionate, caring, and kind. He gives the best hugs and is great at making you feel safe. He often plays sports such as basketball, football, soccer, or even track. He also will often play an instrument which will possibly be a trumpet or guitar.
Person 1: "Have you seen Parker?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he is like a giraffe."
Person 1: "And he plays the trumpet too!"
Person 2: "OMG, really!? I'm gonna go talk to him!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he is like a giraffe."
Person 1: "And he plays the trumpet too!"
Person 2: "OMG, really!? I'm gonna go talk to him!"
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