Another name for ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo. He got that name because he pursues whales and pays them money and sends them dick picks even though they have boyfriends and shit themselves.
by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. 
An absolute beta male
A man that would lower himself for mediocre pussy
A man who uses chivalry to friend zone himself into an attempt at average pussy
A man that would lower himself for mediocre pussy
A man who uses chivalry to friend zone himself into an attempt at average pussy
by King Simp December 30, 2019
Get the Simpmug. by jjjjjjjjjjjl March 2, 2020
Get the simpmug. Simp is word to describe people such as Naruto and Sakura who simp for just the wrong reasons. Felix Kjellburg was a simp that traveled to another country for this.
by realizing the ways of me September 10, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Bro, why did you do all those things for her?
I don't know man...but looking back, I was hella simpful
I don't know man...but looking back, I was hella simpful
by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020
Get the Simpfulmug. A loser 'nice guy' that knows he's getting catfished but is so desperate for attention from a (fake) pretty girl that he refuses to see all the blatantly obvious signs. He'll literally still shell out hundreds of dollars for her approval even though she's not even a real person.
A: Lmao this Alex kid is so desperate for 'female' attention that he bought me a $60 video game AND a Nintendo Switch. This was after he expressed concerns that I wasn't even a real person.
K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.
K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.
by Short and Stubby Alex August 7, 2020
Get the simpmug.