thot job

Any job that typically employs thots.
Ie: urban hair solon, fast food restaurants, urban clothing store, urban female shoe store.

Don't let her fool you into believing she's something she's not, when you know she got thot job.

by Ke'Okee April 19, 2016

Job Schindler

(n) The guy who, after leaving a crappy job, helps his buddies from the crappy job find new jobs at his new company.

Frank is a Job Schindler. As soon as he got out of there, he started pimping our resumes to his bosses.

by Frustrated_Monolingual September 09, 2010

Xyon Job

The sexual act of wearing a battlestar galactica t-shirt or helmet of some sort and placing a snare drum in between ur legs and then taking a drum stick and inserting into the urethra of ur penis and perfectly playing the intro drum solo to the hit song by the band Disturbed called "Down With the Sickness"

Dude a Xyon Job hurts like a mutha bitch!!!
Anybody up for an XJ?

by BiGRazorSG55 April 10, 2010

Ben Job

When a Ben kisses you on the cheek, steps back, and gently smiles at you with love in his eyes. This makes your heart flutter.

Girl 1: OMG, I hung out with Ben last night. After we left the bowling alley, he gave me a Ben Job.
Girl 2: That's so sweet! I wish I could get a BJ, too :(
Girl 1: Better find yourelf a Ben ;)

by PhatMaddy October 06, 2020

Fletch Job

Anything you want it to be from sexual to cleaning out your bathroom

Hey wanna do something?
do you want a fletch job?
whats a fletch job?
anything you want it to be

by papacosta April 25, 2010

nick-job

when you're about to bone a chick, but circumstances prevent you from going in all the way
only your tip got wet

Dude, I was about to bone that chick, then her parents came home so I had to pull out before anything even happened. (nick job)

Female definition: Well, I'm a technical virgin, he only got halfway in and then my parents came home, so it was only a "nick-job."

Dialogue:
How many chicks have you boned? 10...no wait, 9.5
I "nick-jobbed" one of them.

by Bulgarian Bulldozer and Mr. HC June 16, 2010

job easy

a good time

Dressed with clothes like that, you can get some job easy.

by Bruce Citron September 21, 2003