Ham Crown

Where you attempt to wear a vagina as a crown.

"Yo dawg I heard you tried to stick your head in your missus"

"Yeah man, I was totally wearing that Ham Crown."

by The Ham King January 18, 2010

Ham dunk

A female form of tea bagging someone.

To ham dunk someone is to put their flappy fanny in someone's face

by V1cks July 08, 2018

ham piston

A penis, typically one quite virile and DTF.

You know, Gwen Stefani may be pushing 50, but I'd still give her the ham piston.

by Steevve February 26, 2016

funeral ham

A ham saved in the freezer for when someone dies

"Eww we're having a funeral ham"

by p0larizedun March 25, 2016

Ham Bananas

Going ham bananas means to go ham (go hard) and to go bananas (go crazy/wild) at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy at the party last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, dude. He was going ham bananas.

by saiborg June 19, 2023

ham cobbler

when you make up a type of baked good that coincidentally sounds like a sex thing

What should I bake next? A ham cobbler!

by S-money and Kezzurp November 27, 2017

Ham Wonjin

Ham Wonjin is the sweetest boy in the world. Aswell as being sweet he’s so cute, funny and hardworking. He is the type to play and joke around but will get what he needs to do done. He’s really talented and is good at so many things. Whether it’s baseball, dancing or singing he can do it all. He’ll love and appreciate you as long as you don’t give him tomatoes! (fyi he hates them)

Fan: “hey.. do you know Ham Wonjin?”

Stranger: “you mean the sweetest boy in the world, the one from Cravity? Yeah!

Fan: “yes that’s him omg!!”

by cravity best boys November 22, 2021