The porta-potty after the marathon was piled with a pyramid of poo, but my girl was still willing to give me a honey blumpkin.
by JazzyJen April 11, 2024

A dish created after ejaculation from Blumpkin is kept in female's mouth with the male's dingleberry's added into the female's mouth creating a well rounded and tasty Blumpkin soup.
I finished adding the final ingredient to the Blumpkin soup which brought up a unique and delightful smell in the bathroom.
by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024

Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.
Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.
Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.
by Blumpkin0noshit October 8, 2021

When a girl leaves you with blue balls after performing the first half of a blumpkin, your blue balls are more specifically blue blumpkins.
by Mitchell Hauff September 10, 2013

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit, if done perfectly, and the male cums and shits at the same time, they will die
by BurntGooner September 26, 2025

I'm on the toilet but tbh u r like super cute lol Flirt blumpkin
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Flirting, blumpkin, poop, sexual, toilet, boy, girl, attractive, awkward, weird gross, disgusting ,penis, bonner, horney, flirt
by frankiefootlong November 17, 2015

by mrcarter044 December 4, 2016
