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Honey blumpkin

A blumpkin given in a porta potty (aka Honey bucket)
The porta-potty after the marathon was piled with a pyramid of poo, but my girl was still willing to give me a honey blumpkin.
by JazzyJen April 11, 2024
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Blumpkin Soup

A dish created after ejaculation from Blumpkin is kept in female's mouth with the male's dingleberry's added into the female's mouth creating a well rounded and tasty Blumpkin soup.
I finished adding the final ingredient to the Blumpkin soup which brought up a unique and delightful smell in the bathroom.
by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024
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diet blumpkin

A blow job in the stall you just took a shit in but flushed for courtesy.
Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.

Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.
by Blumpkin0noshit October 8, 2021
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blue blumpkins

When a girl leaves you with blue balls after performing the first half of a blumpkin, your blue balls are more specifically blue blumpkins.
Dude, that chick left me with some serious blue blumpkins
by Mitchell Hauff September 10, 2013
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Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit, if done perfectly, and the male cums and shits at the same time, they will die
by BurntGooner September 26, 2025
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flirt blumpkin

To flirt with a person through text while on the toilet
I'm on the toilet but tbh u r like super cute lol Flirt blumpkin
Flirting, blumpkin, poop, sexual, toilet, boy, girl, attractive, awkward, weird gross, disgusting ,penis, bonner, horney, flirt
by frankiefootlong November 17, 2015
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Blumpkin

The act of giving/receiving a blow job while sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
Dude, I was sitting there takin a big ol' shit when my girl came in and gave me a blumpkin.
by mrcarter044 December 4, 2016
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