Jack is better than Berne and Ari!

Frankly, Ari and Berne were arguing about who was better, so Jack felt compelled to inform them that he is, infact, better than both of them.

Ari: I'm the best!
Berne: No I'm better!
Jack: I'll always win.
Ari and Berne: Sorrrrrry Jack!!
Thus, Jack is better than Berne and Ari!

by Jack-Awesome December 17, 2011

Hotter than a "Great White" show

1. Phrase to describe something that is hot. Really hot.

2. Reference to a night club fire that "Great White" started. Christ, they killed a 100 people; that's over half their fans. I'm sure some of the people went there just to get drunk and laugh at the fat metal singers from the 80's, but they ended up dying too.

3. A way to end your way to end your "career."

4. Used to describe a big disaster that should have been avoided if someone, I don't care who, had used a bit of common sense to forsee cause and effect in a given circumstance. Kind of like when one of your friend's says "hey, check this out" and ends up hurting themselves trying to do something cool.

Mel Gibson's new movie is hotter than a "Great White" show.

by dedsqwirl December 10, 2004

Dumber than a box of rocks

Anyone who needs this definition. I mean, it’s stated in the name. Dumber than a box of rocks refers to people who are cocky, but extremely dumb.

“How many planets in our solar system are there?”
“I think like… 17? Yeah.”
“Holy crap, they’re dumber than a box of rocks!”

by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022

more radios than Anastasia

If someone brags to you about an accomplishment that's less than mediocre and even less personally significant, you can tell them it's like owning more radios than Anastasia (from the Imperial Russia days). Back then, there were no radio broadcasts, so owning more radios than Anastasia is an average accomplishment (especially since you can get a crummy 'FM Auto Scan Radio' for a dollar, but at that point you'd have more radios than Anastasia.)

Person A: Guess what! Today I learned how to tie my shoes and I'm only 27! Ain't that great!?

Person B: Oh wow! What will happen next! Mabye one day you'll own more radios than Anastasia.

by William Wallace 2.0 December 2, 2009

gayer than a bag of rubber dicks

Describing any situation that you feel is lame, boring, or otherwise below your standard.

Hey dude, this party sucks.
I know man, it's gayer than a bag of rubber dicks. And that's pretty gay!

by Akamaitek August 18, 2006

Tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm

Meaning that someone is tight with money and is just a down right fuckhead, they generally have a lot of money too. Pricks

"Wife" we need bread, we're out of it
"Tight cunt" how much is it?
"Wife" €5
"Tight cunt" no we will survive without it
"Wife" Jesus your tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm ya prick

by Bum_man July 17, 2021

Hotter than a sweaty Ballsack in Dubai

1. When it's just THAT hot out

2. When trying to convey to someone just how hot it is, as vividly as possible

Note: Ballsack can be replaced with Camel Toe to be gender friendly

"You going to the dessert this weekend"
"Nah, Man...I checked the weather report and it's gonna be hotter than a sweaty ballsack in Dubai"
"Damn, Bro...THAT hot"
"Yeah, Man...THAT hot"

by JWin80 October 26, 2015