National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!

Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!

by AlecIsHot March 02, 2023

National Takchit Day

takchit day is on 2 july and today is the day where u abuse your friends 🥰

yo wtf today is NATIONAL TAKCHIT DAY

by big toilet paper February 27, 2021

National Ds Bizzy day

Today you can ds bizzy whenever you feel like it

“Today is national ds bizzy day”❗️

by vLoneHBK- December 29, 2022

National Kiss Anyone That Names Starts With A P

Feb 6th is where YOU HAVE TO kiss anyone that names starts with a P.

Don't be shy.

Aubrey- Hey Patty its National Kiss Anyone That Names Starts With A P....
Patty- Oh..
*they kiss*

by theonewhocaresaboutyou February 04, 2023

National Rasta day!

To celebrate Rasta Pirouznias birthday on October 29th 🌚🌚

Today is National Rasta day! 🌝🌝

by Cocoa cookie December 27, 2021

national dress like delaena day

when you wake up the first and play your favorite pop smoke song, wear some J’s and be da little brown villain u are

it’s national dress like Delaena day dude we ain’t fuckin wit dat youngboy

by Dontgetsalty January 13, 2021

opportunity nation

n. 1. Phrase coined by Mitt Romney to describe American economic policy as compared to Europe.
2. A nation where the rich get richer, and the poor get fucked.

"We are an opportunity nation." - Mitt Romney

by Erasmus Smith January 04, 2012