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I need help right now

a phrase in witch you discover you have issues.
As if you figured out you slept with you Girlfriends sister, mistaking her for the real thing.Or discovering after 15 years of dreaming of straight sex, you find out that you prefer dreaming about your own sex.
"I didnt mean to have sex with her honey!" God,I need help right now
by Emileybeepopp May 8, 2008
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"don't be racist I am a building"
Is a song that a building sings because he wants people to treat him like other people do, so he tells them not to be racist.

Origin: vine
Man: yo what's the drip bro?
Man2: drippin good bro
Thing3: you guys drippin'?
Man: what the heck are you?
Thing3: DON'T BE RACIST I AM A BUILDING
by SinMoon February 18, 2021
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i have no words to use so...

html doesn't work you fag.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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Something to say when you see a particularly unfortunate looking woman with children. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a troll in the vicinity.

Opposite of I can see how that happened.
First example:
Guy #1: Oh my God, that woman hurts my eyes. How'd she get so many kids?
Guy #2: I can't see how that happened.

Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can't see how that happened.
Guy #1: Thanks, I didn't look directly.
by Roll Here Eggo July 10, 2009
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Dude Guys I Don't Know

1. (Adj.) A state of being in a relationship where one is not dating the other person yet and is thinking about giving up. They may be close to being in a relationship, but they aren't because one member is in this state. Similar to being "It's Complicated."
"Hey, Are you dating that chick yet?"
"Nah, I'm Dude Guys I Don't Know."


"How's it going with that girl from that thing?"
"Eh, I hung out with her but I think she is Dude Guys I Don't Know."
by An Original Dude Guy April 2, 2009
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its nothing i dont want

a phrase meaning yes used to answer questions that you are embarrassed to say yes to.
Karen: do you want to have sex?
Wes: its nothing i dont want.
by Kati_McG October 19, 2008
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i wanna punch you in the face

Someone who annoys you to the extreme line of near hatred even without doing, saying anything, or even being there that you want to bash them up or you fantasise of bashing them up. In short, the term for a person that you want to punch in the face is called a 'Badger'.
I had a dream of the badger that sits next to me in class, then i woke up and said to myself "i wanna punch you in the face".
by Anonymous.Z June 17, 2014
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