firm head

A person who is either a stoner or an alcoholic.

Person 1: look at them smoking over there! They looked stoned!

Person 2: I know, some too notch firm heads!

by Anonymous1789<3 March 19, 2017

head tilt

when one tilts one's head 45 degrees when faced with a mind-numbing, confusing, or unexplainable situation

Bruh...listening to that girl explain a 5 second reason in 10 minutes because of her copious use of the word "like" , just made me head tilt...we need to strike that weird from the vocabulary of everyone, forever.

by gambit_sun September 29, 2019

fat head

a word used to describe one who is stupid

omg aden stop you fat head

by Mr. anubis November 5, 2019

Splong Head

When someone is a baaad gimp

"ELLIE IS A SPLONG HEAD"
"DANNY IS A SPLONG (HEAD)"

by splong monster July 15, 2018

fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".

Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018

Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins

A complete moron that can't do anything or hardly anything right.

Bud is one of the dumbest persons to have ever existed, he is a prime example of a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 24, 2021

big dummy head football dog

A big dummy head football dog is another name for bull terriers. Their long, round faces resemble football. And they are big dummy heads.

“Walter is so cute”
“Yeah he’s a big dummy head football dog”

by cheapwaffles November 16, 2020