pug the dog

To finish one's drink at the pub and go home to give the wife a shag. Used when a) one is full up with beer or b) one has run out of beer tokens.

Bloody hell man! I've run out of beer tokens. I will just have to go home and pug the dog unless you can give me a sub?

by PCPuss June 30, 2009

Dog

LOOK AT THIS DUMBASS LOOKIN UP WHAT THE WORD "Dog" MEANS

"What does the word dog mean?"

"Please stop your gonna make me kms"

by Leainikea June 3, 2021

Fluff the dog

During the act of oral intercourse the giver stops sucking/licking and gives the recipient a raspberry on the genitals.

I was going down on the ol’lady and decided to fluff the dog! She came instantly.

by TnE25 September 17, 2020

mop dog

A term for being The third wheel in a relationship. Like a dog

I think that Joan is acting like a mop dog to jack and jill

by Big brain boi August 16, 2022

Corn Dog

When the dick gets covered with shit like a corn dog after anal intercourse.

I hooked up with Gwendolyn last night and she gave me a PHAT CORN DOG LAST NIGHT!

by xoxophatpouseyxoxo April 28, 2020

Dog water

A PERSON WHO SEARCHES IT UP ITS LITREALLY IN THE NAME

the person who is reading this right now is dog water

by Dr.Hu November 26, 2021

dog

a big or small doggy, can even be medium size

guy 1: i like dogs
guy 2: i like dogs too

by pondde December 18, 2022