I still ate your doorframe

Haha I ate your doorframe get fucking owned retarded asshole.

John: I still ate your doorframe
Kyle: Beats up with a 5 degree frying pan

by TheMarketMan June 22, 2022

I AM UNDER YOUR BED

HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES CUMMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING. HES COMING.

to use it you need to say "hello I AM UNDER YOUR BED" here

by thexdfunn June 24, 2022

i want mine to sit like that

where a female’s boobs are perky and toned

stacy : my boobs look good

emma: i want mine to sit like that

by anonymous February 17, 2022

Can I borrow a feeling?

Can I borrow a feeling? is an expression people say to goths and emo-kids to feel good about themselves. Since most goths do not actually have feelings, the question is understood to be rhetorical. Since emo-kids have too many feelings, the question implies that the emo-kid is a way too caught up in his worthless life.

Dear Goth,
Can I borrow a feeling? Check one:
Yes
No

by Hodgson May 18, 2006

if i loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more

from Jane Austen's Emma, meaning that i love you so much that i can even put it into words.

"(name) If I loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more."

by bottomsblues November 13, 2022

I fucked the shit out of her

The original meaning was literally when a man uses his penis to stimulate a woman’s G-spot during sex which causes intense orgasmic muscle contractions leading to the woman involuntary defecating. The sentence was a boast as to the prowess of one’s sexual ability and had less of impact if the said woman had pre-existing fecal incontinence problems. Often used by over 65 adults due to the age in which it was first used.

As the term became more widespread, it started to mean simply having intense sex without the any defecation involved.

ex1: “Ethel got it good last week. I fucked the shit out of her. She never had it like that before and was thankful for the rubber sheets on my bed.”

ex2: “I wasn’t really into Mortimer. When I finally slept with him, he fucked the shit out of me. I felt so mortified and he kept laughing and pumping harder as it came out. It felt good but far too shameful. So… no, I won’t be seeing him again.”

by kagekirazuul August 1, 2021

I smell what you're stepping in.

I know what you mean.

Yeah man, the shit is hydro, so it's a little 'spensive.
I smell what you're stepping in. Gimme 2 ounces.

by MoralDK September 18, 2009