Mexican tractor pull

The Mexican tractor pull is performed by feeding your old lady Mexican food thus giving her diarrhea. Later on that night you perform anal sex on her and afterwards pull out swiftly forcing her to shit on the bed and then grab her by the ankles and pull her through it.

After last night's Mexican tractor pull I wouldn't even let my old lady shower and I made her wash the sheets.

by Stu Piddskinner February 9, 2021

Pulling a "Buddy"

A person who acts like your friend at work only to claim your ideas and victories as their own

Sherry: I have a great idea..."Why don't we use x to achieve y"
Buddy: That's a terrible idea Sherry

*Next day in the management meeting

Buddy: I have a great idea...why don't we use x to achieve y?
Management: *standing ovation

Sherry: Thanks for pulling a "Buddy"

by BrideOfChucky February 10, 2021

Pulling a Carol

This is when you hit the white ball in while playing 8 ball pool

Wow you are trash at 8 ball pool for pulling a carol

by T4ace February 11, 2021

Pulled your tarot

Revealing your tarot reading.

She just pulled your tarot and looked at you like you were supposed to be impressed.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2021

pulled a gaston

1. When you act too confident often only to be proved instantly wrong (especially by attractive red head girls)

2. When you expect the world to fall at your feet for performing simple jobs

1.

Guy 1: Shit that guy really thought he was right he looked so stupid just then

Guy 2: guess he just pulled a Gaston

2.

Guy 1: Wow did you see how good he felt after cutting up that fruit even though it’s part of his job?!
Guy 2: yeah he really pulled a Gaston

by Beauty and the beast 123 February 18, 2021

Pull a clyde

When you're drinking liquor (typically Yukon jack) straight from the bottle and someone chugs the last of it, they are pulling a clyde.

You should pull a clyde because my sister, at the E40 concert, pulled a clyde and she had an AWESOME time afterwards!

by Stilltrill February 19, 2021

Pull a Teddy

To evade responsibilities to have fun.
To run away from one's duties to do something else.

I was in a meeting but it was boring so I had to Pull a Teddy.
Rachel did not show up to the fundraiser, she pulled a teddy.

by RamvoX February 19, 2021