Having a dog

To pleasure oneself via licking their own testicles
"Dude did Brendan go to bed?"

"Yea but he's having a dog first"
by DaggerCat February 22, 2014
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Dog Boring

stefen: she is so 'dog boring'
Mac: haha what?
by k3v1n!!11! July 22, 2010
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Pierre dogging

When a poop is coming out and one tries to retain it
Let me go first I'm pieree dogging it.

Damn where's the bathroom I've been pierre dogging it all day.
by Farthe masr February 28, 2017
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Dog roll

The term used to describe when one individual both stranger or friend accompanies a insanely big or naturally enhanced penis

Noticeable by the increased bulge and heavy snake marks in one’s trousers, is usually similar to a roll of dog meat found in the local deli’s due to its unfathomable girth.
Holy fuck look at the size of that cunts dog roll
by The Poonado Perpetrator May 09, 2024
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dog warming

It's kind of like Global Warming but instead of greenhouse gasses destroying the atmosphere, a lapdog destroys the sense of coldness in your lap
My dog is the number 1 reason for dog warming
by uNiCoRnLooP April 02, 2016
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