face blades

Your teeth

This meat is so tuff my face blades aren’t sharp enough to eat it

by Mousehunt July 12, 2024

Double faced entendre

A double faced entendre is a person who has to completely different personalities 1 being a sweet kind angel and 1 being an envious and greedy devil double faced entendre is a term coined by hit artist Oliver Tree in his hit song "Life goes on"

My girlfriend Anna was an angel but apparently she is a double faced entendre she is just a total asshole

by Steelraven07 December 14, 2021

Open Face Parkdale Slider

When someone lunges their genitals onto someone's face in a sliding motion, usually involves sweat and welfare.

Also can be defined by a sandwich that includes a piece of bread topped your crushed hopes and dreams.

"After that dinner argument I took your mother into the side room and gave her an Open Face Parkdale slider."

"I'm so poor all I have to eat is this Open Face Parkdale Slider."

by Kdiamondz April 7, 2013

Half faced bastard

A term used to discribe an individual whom is deseptive or two faced .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .

Example 1. So you took my money and blame it on Keith you half faced bastard !
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?

by Big Daddy mac November 22, 2016

Face your books

A figurative way that means "to be educated"

Since you’re thinking about finishing my degree, you’ll have to face your books again.

by sawitontiktok June 29, 2023

Braille-face

A person who, even in the dark, when you touch their face, makes you vomit in your mouth from their hideousness.

Man that girl's a butterface"..."naw, she's a Braille-face...she'd be ugly even with the lights out

by brokenxpunk December 24, 2010

Face pump hours

This is the opposite of pee pee poo poo hours this this is where instead of being a whiny crybaby a person is instead meone who looks to fight and antagonize a bad or dangerous situation . Normally ending in your dick in the babysitters throat, mouth or face too celebrate when your return home.

I will only be awake for face pump hours.

by Lil pimpin May 3, 2021