Skip to main content

ordering off the menu

While in a relationship you have sexual encounters with another person that is not your significant other.
You can look at the menu; You cant talk about the menu; but you dont order off the menu.

Jimmy: Were you ordering off the menu?
Brandon: Barely i just got some bread.
by jimbrand beer January 9, 2012
mugGet the ordering off the menumug.

Flip off

When your to much of a bitch to say fuck off so you say flip off
Flip off
by Fxnn122 January 3, 2022
mugGet the Flip offmug.

Menace-Off

A competition where two menaces set eachother terrible challenges until someone fails. The moment you fail it is called a fold, and you automatically lose.
I could beat you in a Menace-Off
by crusherhack210 March 26, 2023
mugGet the Menace-Offmug.

glerking off

when you masturbate so hard you start bleeding
She was glerking off and now has to deal with the blood on her bed
by anomalycaris November 6, 2022
mugGet the glerking offmug.

twist the fuck off

To completely go off the chain, to explode into a murderous tirade, to have an unparaleled fit, to morph into a tantrum, to blow an arse-gasket, to rip somene a new arsehole, to go on an unforgettable tare, to have a bigtime bitch-fit, to fly into a dangerous, wrath-fueled rage, to go completely off on someone, to treat someone to the uttermost of one's explosive rage, to lose all composure and to totally blow up, to let someone have the angriest, no-holes-barred pieces of your mind, to express the most extremely destructive fury and madness towards another, to exhibit unbridled fury, to hurl oneself at, about, on or around another like a hurricane or an F5 tornado, spewing ones's devastating, furious rage like storm debris aloft on the circulating , whirling, swift currents of its eye or vortex, to verbally anhillate someone else who is deemed deserving of nothing less.
Gunner "twisted the fuck off" on his roommate because his roommate banged Gunner's girlfriend while Gunner was out shopping for a suitable engagement ring for the girl he thought he wanted to marry.

She "twists the fuck off" on anyone who dares to call her the "c-word" because she hates that derogatory slang word like no other spoken word.

While Reverend G. is generally not the type to "twist the fuck off," you should not do anything that might enfuriate him.

Slandra warned the store clerk, "Do not make me "twist the fuck off" on you for being such an imbecile. I can go off quicker than a cap on a bottle of the cheapest champagne."
by CunningLinguist'sWordsmith January 13, 2023
mugGet the twist the fuck offmug.

Jungle Off

Jungle off is played by 2 or more contestants playing with jumanji dice. The contestant who called the jungle off will be referred to as the "starter" all others will be referred to as "afters" The starter calls the first target and then the starter and the afters roll. The starter then must explain how what he rolled could defeat the target then the afters do the same with their dice. The 3 judges then decide who wins. Each of the afters are allowed to be starter once and the winner of the most matches wins.
Jungle Off that lamp post

Jungle off your cd player
by Robin B Williams September 13, 2007
mugGet the Jungle Offmug.

jerking off nathaniel style

Jerking Off Nathaniel Style refers to jerking off but like a Nathaniel. To Jerk Off Nathaniel Style, you must have vinegar and Mountain Dew, preferably LiveWire flavored. Then, you wanna put both items in a bag and stick your dick inside. Then, you go on as if you were jerking off normally, only you cum in the Mountain Dew vinegar filled bag instead.
David wanted to jerk off, like he always does. But he was bored of the usual ways of using a fleshlight and his hands. He had heard from his classmates about jerking off nathaniel style and wanted to try it out. He went to his gas station to get some Mountain Dew and went back home for the vinegar. He took the objects he needed into a secluded alleyway and proceeded with the J.O.N.S. In the middle of his jerk off session (nathaniel style), a car with strobing lights on the top passed by. David has epilepsy and proceeded to seize and foam out the mouth. David was found dead 3 weeks later because no one gives a fuck about David.
by dajinco January 12, 2025
mugGet the jerking off nathaniel stylemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email