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Gift Baby

A baby who should have been given away because they won’t develop properly in the household but wasn’t given away so grew up extremely abnormal

Gift baby’s are often born with neonatal abstinence syndrome (Drugs in their system)
What to say to someone who just doesn't know when to stfu.
You’re a real gift baby yanno that”
by B3NZ0S4BREAKFAST September 28, 2023
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Baby Duck

My baby duck has evolved into a goose neck.
by TheWereWolfHunterHunter April 23, 2021
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Phoenix babies/children

stillborn bab(ies) (stillborn due to either by natural causes or medical negligence/malpractice) that is physically/mechanically (medically) resuscitated or is naturally resuscitated on their own regardless of how long they live.

Also includes but not limited to Neonates, infants, babies, children who are pronounced clinically dead and are resuscitated physically/mechanically (medically) resuscitated or are naturally resuscitated on their own regardless of how long they live.
Because of the medical negligence and carelessness of the attending 4th year resident, I was forced to beg and plead for her to just cut my over six years in the making IVF rainbow baby out of me and save them, as I was also made to listen to our baby die inside me. When they finally cut my baby out of me vie delayed emergency c-section, our baby was stillborn, but only because of a competent code team, our baby is alive today and there for is a Phoenix baby, as our baby suffered a suffocating death inutero and has risen from the ashes of their death a gorgeous Phoenix baby to be a testament of death, resurrection, and life to all!

Though we are proud of our Phoenix Baby’s ability to conquer death, we still mourn that our baby had to suffer death and suffer to live again, as it has been a huge catalyst for my family’s suffering, enduring & survival of my postpartum psychosis. Please join us on our Phoenix baby/child parenting and continuing IVF journey @ our_journey_to_yall on Instagram where we honor not only our Phoenix baby, but other Phoenix babies/children as we are made aware.
by Phoenix Baby, Angelo’s Mhysa January 14, 2024
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Babies

by pee fart haha October 3, 2021
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Baby couisn

1. Younger cousin

2. Cousin on baby mama's or baby daddy's side of the family
1. My baby couisn was just born
2. My daughter hates my baby couisn
by 459395 April 3, 2023
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Baby Dose

A very small dose of a drug.
Usually used by people who claim that they stopped using the spoken drug.
Nah bitch I stopped doing coke, I mean I do a baby dose once in a while but it's just for a taste.
by DixonKill February 24, 2017
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