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Columbian Baby Batter

1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.
"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."
by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025
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baby shelves

Wide hips on a woman that make you want to procreate with her
Check out the swaying baby shelves on Mona… I’d hose down her ovaries without hesitation.
by Malician January 10, 2025
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darwin baby

Someone who is destined for room temperature greatness.
Wendy defiantly texts on her phone while leisurely crossing the busy street. She is such a Darwin baby.
by Lapey O'Reilly August 1, 2016
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baby

shit that makes you weak
you literally go weak when you get called this
person 1: i miss you baby

person 2: *foolishly blushes*
by grandma meg December 3, 2019
mugGet the babymug.

cuban baby

a brother or sister that looks really tan compared to the rest of your family, consumes Cuban sandwiches and quests on Wow resulting in a decrease of personal hygiene. often speedy. local law varies but it a sign must be in plain sight to mark the home of a Cuban baby either inside or outside of the Cuban baby's residence.
MT: "why's devon so dark?"
Name: "he's a cuban baby."

"devon is a cuban baby"
by waynega May 25, 2009
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Baby back bitch

Guy 1: Ayo that's the baby back bitch
Guy 2: He fucks carrots?!?
Guy 1: yeah man, it's wild, just wish my name was baby carrots
by SlySnakeSYM July 9, 2021
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Splenda Baby

A person whom receives money from a sugar daddy/mommy but doesn’t send anything to get it.
“He sent you $100 and you didn’t send him any sugar? You’re a Splenda baby!”
by arizonasunflower March 24, 2022
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