shit on me

It means to shit on a person. Poop basically.

Eww you shit on me.

by ellow111111 April 25, 2019

Me

Me, Myself and I. Also known as You

Gwen: Hey its Me
Bob: Me.... ohh you

by urfriendlyneighborhhodsharpie April 28, 2019

National Day of not touching me the cojones

Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch

National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april

by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019

Me

Myself

You act just like me

by Joshua2019 April 29, 2019

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 1, 2019

Hit me wit da oo-wap

Someone did something slick, wild or janky. Someone got over on you. Someone did something tricky to you.

Person 1: Yo why aren’t you and whats his name cool anymore?
Person 2: He tried to hit me wit da oo-wap.
Person 1: Oh wow that’s corny.

by iamanthonydean May 3, 2019

Excuse me

It is used to call someone attention or a way of apology. It is also used to get someone out of the way.

Eg.2: imin: hey you pretty

AH EXCUSE MEEE!!

Eg.2:

excuse me! Move out the way please

by F-off please May 11, 2019